In this very special episode of Pretty Bad Tarot, fellow ADHDer and comedy pal Christy Kay joins me to figure out whether or not people will think her ADHD comedy is funny!

I may have directly applied my own bias to this, which is YES. BUT. As with all of these sub-par tarot readings, I wanted to get into the details a little bit more to figure out what else she needed to know about this comedy adventure!

In true ADHD form we went on about 8 million tangents. We also heard the same helicopter go by at the exact same time! And that’s when we realized how close we are to each other, geographically speaking!

BONUS: If you have ADHD or think you might, you definitely want to listen to this episode for a shitload of validation and appreciation for your weirdness! And to learn about a lot of super amazing cool ADHD PhD work Christy is doing! Even if you don’t have ADHD! It’s super cool! YAY!

Highlights:

• 00:00 Welcome Christy!
• 04:09 Christy’s question!
• 05:30 My terrible interpretation of the tarot cards!
• 28:15 Did my reading make Christy‘s life better or worse?
• 28:56 Christy’s plugs!

Links:

Christy’s IG: https://www.instagram.com/saint_christy/

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Check out past episodes at https://prettybadtarot.com

And if you want me to answer a yes or no question, send me a DM on Instagram at @emily.Decloux and I just might answer it on an upcoming episode!

This episode is produced by The Ultimate Creative

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It’s time to start travelling again! But will the trips be any good? At all? For real though, I’m not entirely sure that my guest Emily Meadows is going to have a very good vacation according to my tarot cards.

And it’s not that I don’t want her to have a great trip, not at all! It’s just that… I’m pretty sure the highlight is going to be running into someone she really doesn’t want to see on the subway, headed to Union Station (aka the two of cups!)

WILL THIS BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I MAKE SOMEONE’S LIFE WORSE WITH MY TAROT READINGS? Tune in to find out JUST HOW BAD Emily’s trip will be! ACK!

Plus, I answer the very first yes or no question ever submitted by you, the listeners of this grand show! @wtfamicom from Instagram asked: Is Gremlins 2 the best sequel ever? oOoOooOO!

Highlights:

• 00:00 Welcome Emily!
• 04:38 Emily’s question!
• 06:12 My terrible interpretation of the tarot cards!
• 16:22 Did my reading make Emily‘s life better or worse?
• 17:42 Emily’s plugs!
• 19:04 A Yes or No question from @wtfamicom – Is Gremlins 2 the best sequel ever?

Links:

Follow Emily on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/emilyevameadows/

Every Friday new episodes will drop so if you want to giggle along with us make sure you're following this podcast wherever you listen!

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And if you want me to answer a yes or no question, send me a DM on Instagram at @emily.Decloux and I just might answer it on an upcoming episode!

This episode is produced by The Ultimate Creative

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There are very big questions in life we all must face. And then there are very simple questions we don’t even need a tarot deck to answer for us. This is one of those situations, where I completely ignore the cards and just go with my own gut instinct – that my guest Valeska should 100% absolutely get a pomeranian.

HOWEVER. That’s not to say that I’m giving literally everything away in these few short sentences! Heck no! We do actually try to figure out what the hell the cards are trying to say about whether Valeska should get a pomeranian or a cat!

Spoiler: I don’t even care, I just think she should get a pomeranian.

Highlights:

00:00 Welcome Valeska!

03:44 Valeska ’s question!

05:32 My terrible interpretation of the tarot cards!

13:38 Did my reading make Valeska‘s life better or worse?

15:11 Valeska ’s plugs!

Links:

https://valeskagriffiths.com

https://copymagic.agency

https://holpublishing.com

https://anatomyofascream.com

Twitter: https://twitter.com/bitchcraftto

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/copymagiccreative/

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This episode is produced by The Ultimate Creative

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There’s nothing better than having the entire summer off! And that’s what Lizzie’s got now that she’s working a super cool school job, oh heck yeah!

So Lizzie asked me to figure out what the heck to do with her summer, now that she’s got all this free time!

I’m pretty sure the cards are saying something about her becoming an olympian, but I could be a little off? I mean it could totally happen, the olympics are a THING this summer. Still. Somehow.

There will also be a lot of cups, AND, I will reveal what the cards said about Lizzie getting BANGS! It’s a wild ride!

Highlights:
00:00 Welcome Lizzie!
06:32 Lizzie’s question
07:48 My terrible interpretation of the tarot cards!
23:13 Did my reading make Lizzie’s life better or worse?
26:01 Lizzie’s plugs!

Links:
Donate to the Wish Drop-In Centre in Vancouver: https://wish-vancouver.net

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This episode is produced by The Ultimate Creative

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To drive or not to drive in Toronto – It’s a question of life or DEATH! In this VERY DRAMATIC EPISODE of Pretty Bad Tarot with my guest Sam Sexton!

Sam hasn’t gotten her driver’s license yet and she wanted to know how and or when she would get it! And I really did not do a bang up job of this reading, but luckily Sam was able to interpret the cards and she got her answer DESPITE me continuously pointing out all of the four legged furry friends that kept popping up.

Will Sam get her license? Will she not? WILL SHE HARNESS THE POWER OF THE TWO HORSES ON THE CHARIOT CARD? Tune in to find out!

Highlights:

• 05:36 Sam’s question!
• 07:32 My terrible interpretation of the tarot cards!
• 18:55 Did my reading make Sam‘s life better or worse?
• 20:44 Sam’s plugs!

Links:

• Big Chick Energy YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/bigchickenergysketch?sub_confirmation=1
• Big Chick Energy Instagram: https://instagram.com/bigchickenergysketch
• Big Chick Energy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bigchickenergysketch
• Sam’s Hilarious Sketch “I Hate Writing Emails”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgcgoQUlg5Q
• Gus The Cockerspaniel IG: https://www.instagram.com/gus_the_cockerspaniel/
• Sam’s IG: https://www.instagram.com/sammysexton/

Every Friday new episodes will drop so if you want to giggle along with us make sure you’re following this podcast wherever you listen!

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In today’s episode of Pretty Bad Tarot another Emily has come to town to seek guidance about whether a longstanding love affair will FINALLY come back to her! That’s right, Emily Gagne is in love… WITH THE MOVIES!

Can you blame her? Movies are GREAT.

And she wanted to know what her future with the movies holds! Will she go see them? Will she make them? Will she podcast about them even MORE? AND, will we remember the correct lyrics to the Fresh Prince theme song? I DON’T KNOW IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE RECORDED THIS AND I FORGET! You’ll have to tell me when you listen!

Highlights:

• 00:00 Welcome Emily!
• 04:44 Emily’s question!
• 06:55 My terrible interpretation of the tarot cards!
• 20:31 Did my reading make Emily‘s life better or worse?
• 21:56 Emily’s plugs!

Links:

• We Really Like Her Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wereallylikeher/
• We Really Like Her Twitter: https://twitter.com/wereallylikeher
• Emily’s IG: https://www.instagram.com/ladygagagne/
• Emily’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilygagne
• Final Girl Fashion Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/finalgirlfashion/
• Best Friends Forever Film: https://twitter.com/bfforeverfilm

Every Friday new episodes will drop so if you want to giggle along with us make sure you’re following this podcast wherever you listen!

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Check out past episodes at https://prettybadtarot.com

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You’ve got dreams, right? WELL SO DOES WENDY WEI! And on this episode of Pretty Bad Tarot we’re going to figure out if Wendy’s dreams to become a rollerskating Instagram influencer will come true!

Side note: I watched literally all of the videos on Wendy’s account @Wendy_sk8er after we finished recording and they are SO COOL so DEFINITELY go check them out and give her a follow!

Not only that but we talk about calf tattoos, 90s pants, and Hannah Montana! A character I completely forgot about until this moment right now!

Highlights:

• 00:00 Welcome Wendy!
• 04:41 Wendy’s question!
• 06:15 My terrible interpretation of the tarot cards!
• 18:18 Did my reading make Wendy‘s life better or worse?
• 24:11 Wendy’s plugs!

Links:

• Pexels Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/2juiWoJKYY1MIVcU9US2br
• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wendy_sk8er/

Every Friday new episodes will drop so if you want to giggle along with us make sure you’re following this podcast wherever you listen!

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This episode is produced by The Ultimate Creative

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Aliens! Weddings! Tarot! It’s all here on this episode of Pretty Bad Tarot with my guest Taryn Crankshaw!

Taryn is a superstar performer with talent beyond anything you’ve ever seen in your life. When Taryn is performing, your mind will be MELTIIIINNNGGGGG! So obviously I thought Taryn should be on my podcast to give it that superstar quality!

Taryn threw me a curveball and asked a seriously serious question about what her career holds in the next 5 years. Now. I am not a psychic so I really did not have a clue how to answer that, BUT, suffice to say, we determined that she would be spending a hell of a lot of time on a beach!

We also decided that everything would balance out because it seemed like the right thing to decide on.

Also, horses.

Highlights:

• 00:00 Welcome Taryn!
• 08:24 Taryn’s question!
• 09:03 My terrible interpretation of the tarot cards!
• 19:42 Did my reading make Taryn‘s life better or worse?
• 21:51 Taryn’s plugs!

Taryn’s Links:

• Montreal Improv’s Online House Team Show, Sunday, June 11th, at 8:00 PM https://www.facebook.com/events/882859082296129/
• Twitter: @Taryn_C https://twitter.com/Taryn_C
• Instagram: @taryncrankshaw https://www.instagram.com/taryncrankshaw/

Emily’s Links:

• New No Luck Chuck sketch! https://youtu.be/TzhMEfAdnZE
• YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/OshawaUniform
• Instagram: @emily.Decloux https://instagram.com/emily.milliing
  Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyDecloux

Every Friday new episodes will drop so if you want to giggle along with us make sure you’re following this podcast wherever you listen!

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This episode is produced by The Ultimate Creative

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This week my old high school chum Bailey Waite joins me for a very in depth look at her garden, and whether or not her lettuce will survive!

BUT THEN, A TWIST!

Bailey, a seasoned tarot reader herself, brought out HER OWN MULTIPLE DECKS and did a tarot reading for yours truly (that’s me)! And we’ve determined that I am a violent, worm eating swan that lays golden eggs.

But the important part is really the lettuce which you can see pictures of here:

Highlights:

• 00:00 Welcome Bailey!
• 05:25 Bailey’s question!
• 05:47 My terrible interpretation of the tarot cards!
• 19:21 Did my reading make Bailey’s life better or worse?
• 20:33 Bailey reads for me!
• 32:40 Baileys plugs!

Links:

The Wild Unknown Archetype Deck: https://www.thewildunknown.com/products/the-wild-unknown-archetypes-deck-and-guidebook 

A new sketch from Pineapple Skeleton: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qSnhAG3_gA

Every Friday new episodes will drop so if you want to giggle along with us make sure you’re following this podcast wherever you listen!

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And if you want me to answer a yes or no question, send me a DM on Instagram at @emily.Decloux and I just might answer it on an upcoming episode!

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In the very first actual episode of Pretty Bad Tarot, my friend Matt Ardill came on to ask whether or not his new podcast idea would be a MEGA SUCCE$$!!!!

From Billy Joel starting fires with a flamethrower, to the absence of butt cracks, Matt and I got to the bottom of the REAL issue. That he needs to meditate without thinking thoughts. Because apparently, he’s been thinking THOUGHTS this whole time. CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE?

Well stop imagining because you’re not supposed to imagine things while you meditate according to meditation experts!

I bet those meditation experts never had ADHD though. BOOM.

Enjoy this wild ride of an episode and make sure you check out all of Matt’s things and support his super cool projects! He’s a great guy!

Highlights:

00:00 Welcome Matt!

02:05 Matt’s question!

03:23 My terrible interpretation of the tarot cards!

15:16 Did my reading make Matt’s life better or worse?

16:09 Matt’s plugs!

Links:

Love Is Everywhere Podcast: https://www.loveiseverywherepodcast.com

Kelly and Dez Record An Album: https://fb.me/e/1QqfD6mrh

Comedy Album Book Club: https://comedyalbumbookclub.podbean.com

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