What The Cards Say About Bailey’s Droopy Lettuce (and my life as a violent swan)

Jul 9, 2021 | Pretty Bad Tarot

This week my old high school chum Bailey Waite joins me for a very in depth look at her garden, and whether or not her lettuce will survive!


Bailey, a seasoned tarot reader herself, brought out HER OWN MULTIPLE DECKS and did a tarot reading for yours truly (that’s me)! And we’ve determined that I am a violent, worm eating swan that lays golden eggs.

But the important part is really the lettuce which you can see pictures of here:


  • 00:00 Welcome Bailey!
  • 05:25 Bailey’s question!
  • 05:47 My terrible interpretation of the tarot cards!
  • 19:21 Did my reading make Bailey’s life better or worse?
  • 20:33 Bailey reads for me!
  • 32:40 Baileys plugs!


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