Valeska’s Duelling Pomeranian and Cat

Aug 20, 2021 | Pretty Bad Tarot

There are very big questions in life we all must face. And then there are very simple questions we don’t even need a tarot deck to answer for us. This is one of those situations, where I completely ignore the cards and just go with my own gut instinct – that my guest Valeska should 100% absolutely get a pomeranian.

HOWEVER. That’s not to say that I’m giving literally everything away in these few short sentences! Heck no! We do actually try to figure out what the hell the cards are trying to say about whether Valeska should get a pomeranian or a cat!

Spoiler: I don’t even care, I just think she should get a pomeranian.


00:00 Welcome Valeska!

03:44 Valeska ’s question!

05:32 My terrible interpretation of the tarot cards!

13:38 Did my reading make Valeska‘s life better or worse?

15:11 Valeska ’s plugs!




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