Pretty Bad Tarot

Jun 30, 2021 | Pretty Bad Tarot

So I may have started another podcast. I may have.

I’m not saying that I didn’t, but I’m saying that I definitely did. And if it wasn’t for Apple Podcast doing all of these new “improvements” you’d be able to go follow it over there RIGHT NOW but that’s fine. THAT IS FINE.

So I came up with the idea to do this podcast called “Pretty Bad Tarot” last night around like… I dunno, 8pm? And then I asked people on Instagram if they’d want to be on it, or if they would want to listen. And an overwhelming response of 10 people said they would listen! And 8 said they’d be on it!

That’s when I knew I was onto something!

So this morning I got up and got to work and here is my new podcast, Pretty Bad Tarot, where I do very unqualified tarot readings for my guests and we discuss whether it will make their life better or worse!

What The Cards Say About My Trip To The Mall Today:

It's the first episode of Pretty Bad Tarot with your host Emily Decloux! ME! I CAN'T DO NOTHING SO I STARTED ANOTHER PODCAST.


I was told to find a hobby a few weeks ago because Fresh Prince apparently doesn't count as a hobby. So I bought myself some tarot cards and started doing weekly readings for my parents.

By week two they were sick of it so I decided to bring this wonderful joy of a new hobby to all of you!

On this podcast I'm going to give my guests exceptionally unqualified tarot readings and we're going to discuss whether it makes their lives better or worse!

In this trailer episode I ask the cards if there's anything in particular I should know about my highly anticipated trip to the mall today to go buy a new bra.

Spoiler: I assumed this reading will make my life better. But I'll have to keep ya posted if it actually did.

Every Friday new episodes will drop so if you want to giggle along with us make sure you're following this podcast wherever you listen!

You can also watch this at (don't ask me why that's my YouTube URL please… PLEASE…)

Check out past episodes at

And if you want me to answer a yes or no question, send me a DM on Instagram at @emily.Decloux and I just might answer it on an upcoming episode!

This episode is produced by The Ultimate Creative

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